No use crying over thrown-up milk

The unemployed Florida Marlins batboy who got benched for accepting a dare to chug a whole gallon of milk in an hour without vomiting has found sympathy in the minor leagues. The Fort Myers Miracle of the Florida State League has offered him an honorary batboy job Monday night. “Similar to a rehab stint, we want to help this kid stay on top of his game,” Miracle GM Steve Gliner said. The team is also offering kids 14 and under a pint of milk upon entering the game.