Lose weight (and dignity) with the Slim Suit

Ah, the Slim Suit. If you thought people were naive in believing they'd lose weight instantly by cutting back on carbs, you weren't around in the '80s, when people trusted a shiny silver suit to do the trick. That said, the Slim Suit is still in use today, as evidenced by the robust physique of professional wrestler Bobby Dempsey. Laugh all you want at his ignorance, but it's still a step up from the Buddy Rose Blow-Away Diet.