The key to any successful event: sex huts

“The World Cup. Now with sex huts.” That is not the official tagline for next year’s World Cup in Germany, but it could be. Dortmund, one of 12 host cities, is frenziedly building wooden sex huts with the aim of encouraging discretion among prostitutes and their clients. There’s a joke to be made here about balls and scoring, but we’ll leave that up to you. According to Reuters, “experts estimate as many as 40,000 prostitutes may travel to Germany to offer their services to fans during the tournament.”