Just what the drunks need: bottle openers

Now that I live in Baltimore, it doesn’t surprise me that, according to local ad agency Exit10, “there has been a problem at universities and colleges with students getting drunk, trespassing on railroad tracks, and being killed.” But I am thrown for a loop by the proposed solution: passing out bottle openers that, when used, appear to decapitate the humanoid silhouettes printed on them. To me, this says, “Hey, you do some stupid things when you’re drunk.