Infographic: How Drunk Can You Get at Your Office Holiday Party?

It's hard to say which is worse—the glut of holiday-office-party-themed advertising that comes with Christmastime, or the holiday office parties themselves. Luckily, New York's Grub Street can help you with the latter, coming up with a handy infographic on how poleaxed you can get around your bosses and co-workers during the festivities. They are suspiciously thorough instructions, it should be noted. It's less of a guide and more of a drunken algorithm, whose variables include where you work, your position there, and who else will be attending.