I'm not on steroids, I'm just terribly angry

I want to make it perfectly clear that I have never used performance enhancers of any kind to "bulk up" my posts on AdFreak. Another staffer here at the blog misheard my comments about “using HGH.” As I recall, I merely asked for no MSG in my eggrolls and proceeded to smash all the furniture in the break room with a baseball bat when my order came back full of the stuff. That was in no way tied to steroid use—I just have social problems.