Google phone: too smart for its own good

Leveraging my freshly forged ties to Sergey Brin, I’ve managed to get my hands on a prototype of the Google phone! (Hulu turned me down for a Beta subscription—something about “outstanding warrants.”) Anyway, this G-phone is a pretty sleek unit, very Mobile 2.0! The thing’s pure Google: It’s got my profile pre-programmed and anticipates my every call. I hit one button and got straight through to the John Edwards campaign, but before I could prank them, I was put on hold to the tune of “The