There's annoying, and then there's super-annoying. And a few miles past that, there's Gilbert Gottfried. He's barely tolerable in occasional quacked bursts for Aflac, and in this two-minute infomercial for a shoehorn, he's about as enjoyable as a CIA secret prison. But these are lean times, even for Gottfried, who sounds suitably desperate when he shrieks: "Come on, please! It's not just a shoehorn! It's a shoehorn on a stick!"

—Posted by David Griner