FreeCreditReport band still not phoning it in

Despite my best judgment, despite my knowledge of their deceptive practices, despite having even been one of their victims back in the innocent days of 2000, I just can't help but like these FreeCreditReport.com jingles. In the newest installment, the down-and-out trio go all nerd rock to explain how the lead singer ended up with the world's oldest cell phone. Other than the cringe-worthy lyrics about how he "coulda got my knowledge on," it's another commendably catchy tune in their commercial catalog.