Ex-Deutsch guy’s book is not about Donny

Given his former employer’s taste in bathing wear, it’s amusing that ex-Deutsch group creative director David Rosen has titled his first book I Just Want My Pants Back. But it’s just a coincidence. Rosen’s book is a novel, none of which takes place inside 111 Eighth Avenue. According to Rosen’s press materials, it’s about a young guy who works as a receptionist at a casting agency, and who lends his pants to a girl the morning after some “athletic appliance-assisted sex.”