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An energy drink to help these three get laid

Fever I was too bowled over by election mania to really react to a pitch I got on Tuesday about Fever energy beverage. According to the e-mail, which our photo editor Manuela got first, Fever will give you a “not so sexless marriage” and is the first “all natural stimulation beverage” of its kind. (Judging by the photos on the Web site, sexless marriages can certainly benefit from introducing a third person into the mix.) As a male over 35 who’s been married nearly 10 years, naturally I was curious. Interesting product. Apparently it makes “your body feel different” and gives you “an enhanced sense of well-being and stimulation” and a greater sense of social awareness. Where have I heard that before? Oh yeah: Alcohol does that, too.

—Posted by Aaron Baar

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