An energy drink to help these three get laid

I was too bowled over by election mania to really react to a pitch I got on Tuesday about Fever energy beverage. According to the e-mail, which our photo editor Manuela got first, Fever will give you a “not so sexless marriage” and is the first “all natural stimulation beverage” of its kind. (Judging by the photos on the Web site, sexless marriages can certainly benefit from introducing a third person into the mix.)