Eat the fish before it smacks you senseless

Captain D’s seafood may taste OK, but it has some anger management issues. In a pair of new ads, an office drone who’s eating a burger and a couple who’ve ordered pizza get “tailsmacked” by a giant orange fish, who would prefer it if you’d eat his fried brethren instead. (Also, do not laugh around the fish, as it only sets him off more.) There’s a Web site, too, where you can upload photos of yourself and receive the same abuse.