Bring Melanie back, for the dads’ sake

So it’s not advertising, or even advertising supported, but it’s about time someone around here addressed the biggest issue among toddlers since Tinky Winky was outed. I’m referring to the firing of poor Melanie Martinez, who until a couple weeks ago hosted The Good Night Show over on the PBS-backed Sprout network. (First, let’s get it out in the open that it wasn’t just the children who liked Melanie. The consensus among the dads I know was that Melanie is, in a word, hot.