Billboard for Akron Children's Hospital Deemed Ungodly

So, this is what passes for controversy in Ohio these days. After receiving complaints about disrespecting God—though none directly from the Creator—Akron Children's Hospital is removing from a busy shopping district a billboard that reads "OMG! There's an Akron Children's ER in Montrose!" The sign also shows a youngster making a wide-mouthed Home Alone face of shock and disbelief. Look, I think we're all surprised that they have medical care this far out in the boonies—Doctors in Akron? Shut up—but the kid's reaction seems a bit extreme.