Australia urges drivers not to be 'dickheads'

Victoria, Australia, has launched the oddest safe-driving campaign of the year—doing away with the blood and guts and offering instead some offbeat humor and a refreshingly on-point tagline: "Don't be a dickhead." A bunch of online spots (three posted below, six more after the jump) warn you about the weird, unforeseen consequences of driving like a dickhead. Among them: Ginger-haired angels will get their wings; Twitter and Facebook will be turned off; and you risk living the rest of your life with a giant pole sticking out of your stomach.