If you’re looking for that perfect last-minute costume idea, here are some elaborate instructions on how to dress like a Geico caveman for Halloween. It does produce one hell of a likeness, I must admit. Hopefully this guy won’t listen to his fans, though, one of whom suggests he “should do the same thing with like Tom Cruise or something and make people freak out!” No, he shouldn’t. It would be a waste of time, and anyone over six feet tall would have to hack their legs off at the knee to capture the appearance of that little goblin. If people really want horrible costumes that badly, they can save themselves a lot of time and just buy the ones on this list.

—Posted by David Kiefaber